===AEW Dynamite 4 March 2026===
Don Haskins Center, El Paso, TX
RESULTS
- AEW Men's World Championship: MJF (c) def. AEW World Trios Champion KEVIN KNIGHT via pinfall
- 5th defense of the AEW Men's World Championship this reign by MJF, 3rd on AEW programming
- Tag Team: "Freshly Squeezed" ORANGE CASSIDY & DARBY ALLIN def. THE DOGS ("War Ready" Gabe Kidd & Clark Connors) via pinfall, Orange Cassidy over Clark Connors
- Tag Team: THE BRAWLING BIRDS (Jamie Hayter & Alex Windsor) def. THE IINSPIRATION (Jessie McKay & Cassie Lee) via pinfall
- AEW World Trios Champion HANGMAN ADAM PAGE def. MARTY SNOW via pinfall
- Continental Championship Eliminator: AEW Continental Champion JON MOXLEY def. HECHICERO via pinfall
- Moxley improves to 6-0 in Continental Eliminators
- AEW Women's World Championship: THEKLA (c) def. THUNDER ROSA via pinfall
- First defense of the AEW Women's World Championship this reign by Thekla
- AEW World Trios Championships: THE DON CALLIS FAMILY (TNT Champion Kyle Fletcher, AEW International Champion Kazuchika Okada, Mark Davis) def. JET SET RODEO (Hangman Adam Page, Speedball Mike Bailey, "The Jet" Kevin Knight) (c) via pinfall, Mark Davis over Kevin Knight
- Interference against Hangman Adam Page by MJF
- NEW AEW WORLD TRIOS CHAMPIONS; 11th reign all-time; first reign for all three men
- Second championship and third total championship reign in AEW for Kyle Fletcher
- Third championship in AEW for Kazuchika Okada
- First championship in AEW for Mark Davis
DEVELOPMENTS
- We start with a rundown of the card and a brief recap of MJF's faceoff with Kevin Knight on Collision. Jet is accompanied on the ramp by Speedball.
- Kevin lands the UFO Splash on MJF but the champion pushes referee Bryce Remsburg into the ropes throat-first. The Jet gets a visual fifteen-count but MJF kicks out at two officially. Knight goes for the splash again but MJF gets the knees up and hits the Heatseeker for the win.
- MJF is ready to hit Kevin with the Dynamite Diamond Ring after their match, but he's interrupted by HANGMAN ADAM PAGE on the ramp. While he's busy talking shit, SPEEDBALL MIKE BAILEY gets in the ring and thrust kicks him in the gut when he turns around.
- The Dogs brawl with Orange and Darby all around the ring for a few minutes before this tag match officially starts. Clark spears Orange off the top of the ring steps through the timekeeper's desk.
- DAVID FINLAY is here to attack Orange and Darby after the tag match. He works together with Kidd and Connors and the three leave them laid out in the middle of the ring.
- Renee Paquette backstage with ANDRADE EL ÍDOLO and the ROH Men's World Champion BANDIDO. Bandido tells Renee that he grew up watching Andrade so he's really excited for their match at Revolution. Andrade isn't impressed, and wants to know if he's any more than just a fan.
- The IInspiration backstage say the Birds don't have the balls to go face-to-face with them. They proceed to try to run their intro back in the ring but the Birds cut them off. The Birds beat them in two minutes. Thanks for coming
- Hangman boots Marty Snow in the gut, hits him with the Buckshot, and wins. Once more, thanks for coming
- After the match, Hangman addresses MJF saying that he's put his entire future at stake for the chance to teach him a lesson. He says that when it comes to Texas Death, he has no conscience. He demands MJF come out to face off with him, and MJF is actually now here on the ramp, he says some heel stuff, and then the Don Callis Family--KYLE FLETCHER, KAZUCHIKA OKADA, and MARK DAVIS--attack Hangman from behind and lay him out. JETSPEED charge the ring with chairs to make the save, but the damage is done. The brown note plays and DON CALLIS is here with LANCE ARCHER. It seems the challenge JetSpeed laid out on Collision has been accepted. Don calls Jet Set Rodeo "greedy millennials" and says that all he's heard is what they want but he says that he just got done talking to Tony Khan and in the main event, Jet Set Rodeo must defend their Trios Championships against the three.
- Pretape with the YOUNG BUCKS and FTR. Renee Paquette is conducting an interview in a conference room. BRANDON CUTLER is also here. They yell at each other, talk about the no-contact clause they signed, and Dax fucking potatoes Cutler on the way out. Just nothing segment
- MARINA SHAFIR is taunting Toni Storm through the camera during Mox's entrance.
- Mox calls the Don Callis Family a "bunch of pussies" after the eliminator with Hechicero. KONOSUKE TAKESHITA gets in the ring to check on Hechicero, then gets on the turnbuckle to stare down Moxley who's exiting through the crowd. Mox notices and doubles back to jaw with him.
- BRODY KING townhall and he's here to respond to Swerve Strickland from last week. He affirms that he is the most dangerous man in AEW and calls out Swerve. Instead, he gets PRINCE NANA who asks Brody if he's sure that he wants to go head to head with Swerve. Brody says bring his ass out. Nana is selling being heel by just evil laughing over and over. SWERVE STRICKLAND jumps Brody from behind with a chain and lays him out with a House Call before choking Brody with the chain over the ropes. Swerve says he needed to send a message to Kenny, and now he needs to send the same one to Brody: it's one thing talking about being the most dangerous man, it's another to actually do it. Swerve accepts Brody's challenge at Revolution. BANDIDO cuts him off and makes the save.
- DEATH RIDERS outside. Danny asks the Don Callis Family when they'll stop picking fights they can't win. Yuta takes off his hoodie and says that the Death Riders are why he's not wallowing in his misery after losing his hair, which he describes as the "darkest moment of his career." Marina wants a response from Toni then calls her a pussy. Moxley says nobody does it like the Death Riders, and that nobody is willing to go as far as they are. That'll be on full display when he takes on Takeshita at Revolution.
- Excalibur says that Thekla and Thunder Rosa have agreed to no interference in this match. I do not know why Rosa would expect that Thekla would honor this.
- This women's title match doesn't get in-ring championship introductions even though the men's match does, in case you needed a reminder how little AEW really cares about actually pushing the women's division.
- Thekla spears Thunder Rosa but pulls Rosa up at 2, refusing to pin her. She beats her down more and goes for a curbstomp but Rosa dodges and lands the Fire Thunder Driver but Thekla kicks out. She goes on to hit another spear and lands two straight curbstomps before getting the pin. The SISTERS OF SIN come out to celebrate with Thekla, KRIS STATLANDER makes her way out and security tries to separate them. Thekla stomps Rosa again, and then Kris lays out a bunch of security to chase Thekla off.
- JACK PERRY pretape. He says during Mile High Madness, he pinned Ricochet for the third time and that every time the odds have been even, he's beaten him. Perry says soon it's time for them to finish the war. THE DEMAND respond, and Ricochet says he's the most fighting champion in AEW, so if Perry wants to go to war, they're happy to meet those demands.
- TOMMASO CIAMPA townhall. There are eight minutes left before the top of the hour. He's here at ringside with Renee Paquette to call out Kyle Fletcher and says that if he needs to go to war with Mark Briscoe to get there he'll do that too. He says he came here to be a "top guy" and of fucking course FTR come out because that's gimmick infringement. I have to listen to Dax Harwood talk twice tonight. Dax and Cash hug Ciampa and Dax welcomes him and tries to extend an olive branch for Ciampa to join FTR. Ciampa says he hated their guts ten years ago and he sure as hell still hates them today and then he tells Stokely to shut the fuck up. Dax says if he has a problem with Big Stoke then he's got a problem with them and Ciampa says he didn't sign no pussy-ass no-contact clause and chops Dax. Dax says he'll see Ciampa on Collision.
- "TIMELESS" TONI STORM backstage with ORANGE CASSIDY who's on a medical table. Orange recounts what happened to him tonight and says that if The Dogs want a fight, they'll do it next week, at Revolution, and all the weeks after that. Toni says that where there are War Dogs, there are Death Riders not far behind. She calls Marina a "nicotine-chewing Nazi that wants her lips twisted and her face fisted."
- This main event hot starts as the champions charge the ring. Kevin Knight still has his midsection wrapped after his match with MJF where Max heavily targeted his ribs.
- Main event was crazy. Towards the end, MJF attacks Hangman on the floor while the referee is distracted. Kevin Knight's unable to find a tag and eats Close Your Eyes and Count to Fuck for the pinfall victory. Jet Set Rodeo have been unceremoniously unseated.
STILL TO COME
Collision, 7 March
- $200,000 4-Way Tag: THE OUTRUNNERS (Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd) vs. PRIVATE PARTY (Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen) vs. LA FACCIÓN INGOBERNABLE (RUSH & Dralístico) vs. THE SWIRL (Blake Christian & Lee Johnson)
- SWERVE STRICKLAND vs. GRAVITY
- CMLL World Heavyweight Champion CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI vs. NJPW World Television Champion KONOSUKE TAKESHITA
- AEW Men's World Tag Team Championships: FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood) (c) vs. THE RASCALZ (Dezmond Xavier & Zachary Wentz)
Dynamite, 11 March
- TNT Championship: AEW World Trios Champion KYLE FLETCHER (c) vs. SPEEDBALL MIKE BAILEY
Revolution, 15 March
- ROH Men's World Champion BANDIDO vs. ANDRADE EL ÍDOLO
- BRODY KING vs. SWERVE STRICKLAND
- AEW Continental Championship, no time limit: JON MOXLEY (c) vs. NJPW World Television Champion KONOSUKE TAKESHITA
- AEW World Trios Championships: DON CALLIS FAMILY (TNT Champion Kyle Fletcher, AEW International Champion Kazuchika Okada, Mark Davis) (c) vs. MÍSTICO & JETSPEED (Speedball Mike Bailey & "The Jet" Kevin Knight)
- AEW Men's World Tag Team Championships: FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood) (c) vs. YOUNG BUCKS (Matt & Nick Jackson)
- 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS for the AEW Women's World Championship: THEKLA (c) vs. KRIS STATLANDER
- TEXAS DEATH MATCH for the AEW Men's World Championship: MJF (c) vs. HANGMAN ADAM PAGE
- If Page loses, he may never challenge for this championship again
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